Some Grey Bloke Talks Religion

May 11th, 2008

With all the people doing inane, attention-whoring video blogs on YouTube, it’s nice to run across some grey bloke named Graham who is just being himself. In this first posting, he explains his thinking on getting fit.

Gym Membership

But lately, Graham has been feeling his age and has become somewhat preoccupied about religion.

Choosing My Religion

Choosing My Religion 2

Talk Radio

Re: Jesus Loves You

I thought this last video was particularly thought provoking, so I read some of the comments. One YouTuber said:

Its as simple as this..

You are drowning in the water.. Jesus is on a rescue mission . HE gives you HIS hand .. And If you are not accepting it . You will drown.

To which Graham replied:

That does sound simple.

Why am I in the water?

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Argument from Food

May 9th, 2008

What is this weird food fetish creationists have? The following are actual creationist videos that attempt to argue for the existence of God from food.

Argument from Banana

The modern banana was created by selective breeding and can no longer even reproduce without human help.

Coconuts are Satanic.

Argument from Peanut Butter

• Proposing that the theory of evolution predicts that new life may spontaneously arise in peanut butter shows an utter lack of understanding of evolution …and all science, for that matter.

Argument from TitCitrus

Apophenia is a common and well-understood psychological phenomenon.

• Odd how they start by saying that “whole foods” resemble bodily organs, and then their first example is sliced carrots. Hmm… whole carrots look like…

• Neither bones nor celery are 23% sodium.

• Funny how they mention “mammary glands” but don’t say what they think citrus does to them… perhaps I should lay off the oranges.

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Machinima Music Videos

May 8th, 2008

Machinima is using game graphics engine technology to create cinematic experiences. One popular application of Machinima techniques is to make music videos.

(Some of the lyrics may be NSFW, depending on where you W.)

The Future Soon

Song by Jonathan Coulton.

The Internet is For Porn

Song from the off-Broadway play Avenue Q. To see the original stage performance click here.

Code Monkey

Another great song from Coulton.

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Science Gone Wrong

May 5th, 2008

xkcd this week tells a remarkable tale of science gone horribly wrong.

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The only thing that could make this tale more horrifying is… you guessed it! Poetry from The Digital Cuttlefish.

Genetically, of course, a spork
Is half a spoon, and half a fork
A laboratory in New York
Created them, then popped the cork.

Please, gentle reader, do not swoon,
But there was also, once, a foon
(That’s half a fork, and half a spoon)
Created, sadly, all too soon.

In cutlery, one tempts the Fates
When artificially, one mates
Utensils from across the plates
Regardless of recessive traits.

A careless thought: “let’s cross F-1
Again with forks, and have some fun.”
The simple plan was soon begun,
Then all too soon: “What have we done?”

With thirst for blood and killing drives
Such meddling ends in loss of lives
I only hope someone survives
To tell—the sporks have found the knives!

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The Surreal Sculpture of Thomas Kuebler

May 4th, 2008

Thomas Kuebler creates life-size sculpture guaranteed to make you do a double-take. See an extensive gallery of his work at his web site.

Below: Cletus & Shorty Play Banjo

Cletus & Shorty Play Banjo

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know about the Separation of Church and State … but Were Afraid to Ask!

April 29th, 2008

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First Freedom First is an activism group dedicated to protecting the precious rights of religious liberty guaranteed by the First Amendment. On March 26 they held a special 2-hour simulcast event that vividly outlined their agenda, and the many threats our “first freedom” faces. The show features thought-provoking and moving interviews, as well as musical and comedy performances and celebrity appearances.

Click here to watch the video of the simulcast.

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A Christian Proves Evolution

April 28th, 2008

YouTuber DonExodus2 is a Christian, and also a biology student who forcefully argues against the ignorance of creationists. In these two videos, he offers four irrefutable proofs of the theory of evolution. (And yes, he acknowledges that “proof” is a mathematical term that, while not applicable to scientific theories, nonetheless carries the vernacular meaning he intends.)

Part 1

Part 2

DonExodus on Creationism’s Damage to Christianity, Part 1

DonExodus on Creationism’s Damage to Christianity, Part 2

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Heretics in Our Government

April 26th, 2008

The letter below landed in my inbox yesterday, and I thought it was worth passing on. I looked up the quotes and they’re real.

Freaky!

*** If you are worried about the fate of our nation, please forward this email to everyone you love! ***

Dear Concerned American Citizen,

Our nation is in dire trouble.

The following quotes, as incredible as it may seem, came out of the mouths of some of the most powerful politicians in America.

These words should concern any Christian person, especially if you intend to vote in the November 2008 Presidential election.

It is CLEAR that this nation is heading down a very slippery slope and into the pits of darkness if we, as concerned Christian voters, can stand by and let this level of blasphemy and heretical thought make its way into our government — let alone the White House itself!

Read for yourself:

HERETIC #1
“The Government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.”

*** This so-called “leader” denies our Christian heritage. Get this: He actually goes to church, but according to a printed quote from his own minister, he’s just faking it!

HERETIC #2
“I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. My pastor used to pray for my conversion, but he never had the satisfaction of believing that his prayers were heard.”

*** This American “leader” claims that Christianity either cannot be understood or is simply not intelligent! THANK GOD he cannot be elected President this year, but he is still thought of as a “hero”!!

HERETIC #3
“As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation. But how has it happened that millions of fables, tales, legends, have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed?…God is an essence that we know nothing of. Until this awful blasphemy is erased, there never will be any liberal science in the world.”

*** “Liberal science”?? This PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE wants liberal science (read: Evolution?) elevated over God, who we “know nothing of.” Can you believe this??

HERETIC #4
“Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned. The whole history of the Gospel is so defective and doubtful that it seems vain to attempt any enquiry into it…In the New Testament there is internal evidence that parts of it have proceeded from an extraordinary man; and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. It is as easy to separate those parts, as to pick out diamonds from dunghills.”

*** DUNGHILLS?? This Presidential candidate thinks the Bible is okay in places, and crap in others! That our Bible is “defective” and that its followers have burned and tortured women and children! Do you want THIS MAN running our nation??

HERETIC #5
“For centuries the legal establishment of Christianity had been on trial. What are its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and arrogance in the church, ignorance and an almost slave-like mindset among the masses, and in both camps; superstition, bigotry and persecution.”

*** I bet you can tell this guy was a lawyer before he decided to run for the Senate! He claims that Christianity has been “on trial” for centuries, and according to HIM, it’s been found guilty of making people ignorant and causing violence and bigotry! Can you believe this man wants to be President too?

HERETIC #6
“My earlier views of the unsoundness of the Christian scheme of salvation and the human origin of the scriptures have become clearer and stronger with advancing years and I see no reason for thinking I shall ever change them.”

*** Unsound? Of “human origin”? This is utter blasphemy! Who does this man think he is???

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THESE MEN ARE??

You should! You want to avoid voting for them at all costs!

Scroll down to find out….

 

Heretic 1: George Washington (our first President)
Heretic 2: Benjamin Franklin (inventor, diplomat)
Heretic 3: John Adams (our second President)
Heretic 4: Thomas Jefferson (our third President)
Heretic 5: James Madison (our fourth President)
Heretic 6: Abraham Lincoln (our sixteenth President)

Shocked?

The quotes are real. The only alterations made were to the vernacular. Feel free to Google any of them and verify them for yourself.

Here’s the lesson:

1. Without these men, you would not enjoy the freedoms you have today.

2. Yet, if you are a Christian, YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER VOTED FOR ANY OF THEM.

Let that sink in as you go to the polls this November.

The majority of our Founding Fathers were not Christians. At best, they were Deists, and all these men strongly opposed many if not all aspects of Christianity as we understand it. This is by no means a partial list.

Now, ask yourself this:

“What if Senator Clinton said she found the Bible unintelligible?”

“What if Senator Obama claimed the Gospels were defective and flawed?”

“What if Senator McCain claimed the fruits of the faith were violence and bigotry?”

What would our so-called “liberal” media make of such statements? Front-page headlines! Fodder for mudslinging campaign slogans! Endless debate over whether he or she was a “viable candidate” for the office of the Presidency!

And you? Would you even bother to vote?

Yet only the most naive person would claim any of our present-day candidates could rival our early leaders. From Washington’s fearless leadership to Jefferson’s astonishing intellect, these six “heretics” are in a class all their own. They fathered our Constitution, introduced our Bill of Rights, and established freedom unparalleled in the known world. They literally created democracy, invented the lightening rod, and abolished slavery.

Now, look at the other side:

For eight long years, we have endured a President who would have never appointed one of these “heretics” to his cabinet. A President that has marched us into war against the council of the majority of the leaders in this world and the vast majority of American consensus. A President who has spent over 2 TRILLION dollars in these endeavors, and yet we still have a missing terrorist leader and a faction of Islam that is stronger, not weaker. A President who has, in effect, ordained the death of over 83,000 Iraqi men, women and children.

And yet: A President who openly professes his faith in the Prince of PEACE?

Peace??

What would our Founding Fathers think of such a man, or of the nation who now demands its leaders to be politically correct and of Christian faith?

Ask yourself this: Would you elect a semi-Deist (Washington), a militant Deist (Franklin), a Unitarian (Adams), a man who wrote his own version of the Bible to clarify his Deistic beliefs (Jefferson), an Episcopal back-slider who later converted to Deism (Monroe), or a Deist who later professed his affinity for Free Thought and Agnosticism (Lincoln)?

Think about it.

Then vote.

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Expelled Exposed

April 25th, 2008

Many reality based members of the YouTube community are coming forth with critiques of Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, and it’s understandable why they have a hard time keeping a straight face even while smashing the movie’s tissue of lies with tons of cold, hard facts. Here’s a great example: the latest two installments of Thunderf00t’s Why Do People Laugh at Creationists? series.

Part 22

Part 23

PaulHarrison1976 went to see the film and left this audio review.

Bonus Links

Scientific American: Six Things in Expelled That Ben Stein Doesn’t Want You to Know…

National Center for Science Education: ExpelledExposed.com

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Who Wrote the Bible?

April 24th, 2008

An academic theologian examines the historical roots of the Bible text, and ends up questioning his own faith.

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