Protocols
Protocols, written and sung by Rav Shmuel.
High-quality Flash version here.
Some people ask me if I’m Jewish,
Some people look at me and know,
Some people want to know if I believe in Jesus,
And have trouble when the answer is, “Well, no.”
Some people think that that’s my right,
Some people think that I am damned,
Some people think that I’m a part of a conspiracy,
To take over the world and rule with an iron hand.
(chorus)
You see The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are true,
And I am a member of standing.
Our goal is to milk all the money from you,
It’s world domination we’re planning.
Oh, no there I go I’ve let the cat right out of the bag,
Will you please keep my secret I pray?
‘Cause I’m undercover as a singer/songwriter,
Right here at the sidewalk café.
Some people ask if I’m “middle eastern,”
Some people stare at me with hate,
Some people want to know if I pick up every penny,
So they toss them at me and quickly drive away.
Some people think that that’s my right,
Some people think that I am damned,
Some people think that I should pack up all my bags,
And get out of the Promised Land.
(chorus)
Some people ask if I speak English,
Some people stare at me when I pray,
Some people want to know if I know the Kabbalah,
And have trouble when the answer is, “Why don’t you ask Madonna?”
Some people think that that’s my right,
Some people think that I am damned,
Some people think that I am a real threat to world freedom,
And that I will turn their oil into sand.
(chorus)
