Prophet of Allah Shows Faults
UPDATE 11/5/07! Gosh, I could have sworn that Ahmad Nishitoba had said it was November 19, but now the date is November 9, 2007! That’s this Friday, folks, so make sure you’ve got plenty of bottled water on hand… or something in a bottle, anyway.
UPDATE 1/24/07! God had his calendar full on January 19, 2007 so he’s rescheduled for November 19, 2007— 11/19 at 1:19 AM… get it? Oh, and that embarrassing little video has been taken down.
From the Mohammed Image Archive
I happened across Ahmad Nishitoba’s YouTube video “Quake of America” a couple of days ago and noted that Allah’s judgment is definitely due to start with a horrific earthquake in San Francisco on January 19, 2007 at 1:19 AM. No, really— he did the math, and it all adds up: 1/19 at 1:19, get it?
He must be having a little re-think about now…
I am God’s messenger! Get ready people, this is The Big One! This is the birth of the United Submitters Nation…
Hmm….
San Francisco (that modern Sodom) is still standing! How could this be? Unless…
…It must be that Allah also encoded the strength of the earthquake! Yes, that’s it! It must have been a 0.19 (or perhaps even a 1.9) magnitude earthquake! And here I was thinking it would be something like a 19.0. Silly me.
Allah just gave San Francisco a warning jiggle.
Hmm…
No sign of anything like that in the list of recent earthquakes, nothing even near 1.9 near 1:19 AM. Unless…
…There’s a conspiracy to make Allah look bad! Yes, that’s it! Records of Allah’s warning jiggle must have been erased by the infidels working for that tool of the Great Satan, the USGS!
Rest assured, sinful nation, that Allah’s warning jiggle did take place! Why are you smiling?! Stop that laughing! The prophesy will not be denied! You will not get off so easily next time!
Now, I just need to figure out when the next time is…
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…carry the 1…
January 20th, 2007 at 2:59 am
No!!! Not so easily…in fact next time I am quite sure Allah will be visiting a horrific wiggle on the Sodomites in that hell bound city of San Fransisco.
Gotta give the profit a break. He was so busy ‘cyphering the signs of Allah, he just forgot to study his math. (Wags finger and rolls on the floor laughing hysterically…)
October 1st, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Man,You guys are really stupid If You Beleive That Junk.I Am A Muslim.I Dont Wish To Get Involved In A Fight.But I,By Allah Bear Witness,That He is No messenger.Allah’s Prophet Muhammad Had Warned Us That After Him There Will Appear about 30 Dajjals Claiming Prophethood And That He Is The Last of Messengers.So Any Such Idiot Comes across,I Will Never Believe In him.