Prepare for the Birth of the Nuclear Baby!

Cultic nutjobs House of Yahweh were in a bit of a spot when their chief prophet Yisrayl Hawkins predicted global nuclear war for September 12, 2006.

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But Yahweh’s plan will not be denied, scoffers! That date was just the conception of the nuclear baby. (WTF?) The baby will “reach maturity” by June 12, 2007 and by October 13, 2007 four-fifths of the Earth’s population will be dead from nuclear destruction and other plagues.

Mark your calendars!

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4 Responses to “Prepare for the Birth of the Nuclear Baby!”

  1. Shaneeka Says:

    How did u know it was a nuclear baby and when did u find out it was a nuclear baby and is it just the man thats gonna die or the women to

  2. Ironwolf Says:

    Shaneeka,

    If you follow the links I provide, you’ll see they themselves use the term “nuclear baby” in conjunction with their prophesy.

    I didn’t see any indication they think that armageddon will carry any gender bias.

  3. Chelsea Says:

    Actually, they only called it a nuclear “baby” because it was prophisized that the nuclear bomb that will be the beginning of the end would have a 9 month down period (after it was “conceived”, A.K.A. the process begins) before one third of the men, over one fourth of the world (over and around the Euphrates River) will die… which they say will take place on or very close to June 12th of this year. THEN over the next 4 months, nuclear warfare is to continue, eventually darkening the sun and bringing the world as we know it to an end. But hey, what do they know, right??

  4. Chelsea Says:

    The man in the first video didn’t do his research it seems…

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