Ironwolf

With Father’s Day a little over a week away you’re probably looking for something unforgettable for your Dad. We have the perfect idea… a new armchair!

Yes, the classic gifts like chairs are still classic, but La-Z-Boys are passé. Your 21st centrury Dad will enjoy relaxing in a new walking armchair! Only $3M while supplies last.

You say your Dad is no do-it-yourselfer? What if it breaks, you ask? For $2M extra, add on the spectacular self-repair feature!

And for the truly discriminating Dad with many friends (or enemies) to entertain, add the Premium Personal Protection Pack (PPPP™) for an additional $10M.

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