Ahmad Nishitoba: False Prophet
Update November 12, 2007: Looks like God was busy… again, so the Quake of America has been rescheduled for November 9, 2008 at exactly 11:09 AM! At least he picked a more civil hour of the day. Oh, well, see you next year…
Ahmad Nishitoba, who I wrote about first here and then here, has failed yet again to predict the destruction of San Francisco. Here is the proof, hot off the USGS web site:
The list of earthquakes on that map (updated at 2:00 AM) show not a single earthquake (not even a small one) occurring in the 1:00 AM hour. Quake of America? I laugh.
Unfortunately, there are so many people out there convinced of their various interpretations of religious prophecy that I doubt we will ever be rid of them. The twin phenomena of Apophenia and Pareidolia mean that well-meaning people will keep making shit up and taking it seriously. The Law of Truly Large Numbers says they’re going to keep flinging their shit at the wall, and also that every once in a while a stinker will stick long enough for them to crow, “See? My shit’s magic.”
But until their shit starts singing and dancing in command performances at Carnegie Hall, I won’t believe it. The world might get destroyed (and it might be by our own greedy and ignorant hands) and it might be saved (again by human cooperation), but I can say this for certain: that shit ain’t helping any.
Next up, In January noted false prophet Pat Robertson predicted mass killings somewhere in the U.S. before the year’s out.
Clock’s ticking, Pat.
November 12th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Good job, fellow … Ahmad Nishitoba is a FRAUD , I agree with You ! But about Ronald Weinland , is he a Fraud too ? Ronald Weinland says that 2008 will mark the beginning of the final events that will thrust the world into the great tribulation (last three and one-half years of the end-time), which will usher in World War III, the death of billions, and on the last day of this great tribulation, the return of Jesus Christ. I wait your serious answer . I´m from Portugal.
Sincerely, Roberto
P.S. : This is the site of Ronald Weinland : http://ronaldweinland.com
November 12th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Roberto,
Thanks for the tip. He’s on my False Prophecy Watch calendar now!
November 27th, 2007 at 2:41 am
Ahmad Nishitoba False Messenger
Ahmad Nishitoba predict 11/9 is the destruction of San Francisco. His claim is only a lie. No messenger from God given authorization miracle with guessing prediction only.
13:38] We have sent messengers before you (O Rashad), and we made them husbands with wives and children. No messenger can produce a miracle without GOD’s authorization, and in accordance with a specific, predetermined time.
It is clear that Ahmad Nishitoba is inspired by Satan tricks, to trick the submitters of God to believe he was inspired by God as a messenger to group the submitters in joining his United Submitters Nation.
In Submission (Islam) God had said to submit to him and follow his revelations only and do not splits in to sects.
2:112] Indeed, those who submit themselves absolutely to GOD alone, while leading a righteous life, will receive their recompense from their Lord; they have nothing to fear, nor will they grieve.*
[6:71] Say, “Shall we implore, beside GOD, what possesses no power to benefit us or hurt us, and turn back on our heels after GOD has guided us? In that case, we would join those possessed by the devils, and rendered utterly confused, while their friends try to save them: `Stay with us on the right path.’ ” Say, “GOD’s guidance is the right guidance. We are commanded to submit to the Lord of the universe.
Thanks you
Shaik Hassan
November 28th, 2007 at 1:46 am
Removed due to preaching. Go somewhere else to give Qu’ran sermons.
January 27th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
hey I just read the book by ronald weinland and it is crap. it is not a book on prophecy it is a preaching book designed to put down all faiths and show how wrong they are. about sabaths, and every wind of doctrine. the only thing I can tell you is that you do not need a false prophet to tell yow the end times, just read the scriptures. we know that the world economy will fail, that war is emminent and that it involves the middle east and israel. the world has known this for many years. and if it happens as he says well all he did was read in the scriptures. not because he is a prophet but because the bible is simple to understand to those who pray and ask God. muhamad was a also a false prophet, and so is the pope and jerry fallwell and hank hanograph and all others who either put others down or who think they are right. there is only one true prophet on earth and only God alone can tell you, just ask him. thank you.
April 5th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Hello everyone,
So you have read Ronald Weinlands book. Now we are into April 2008, what do you make of it now? Do you think the emerging economic difficulties are the result of the start of the 3 and 1 half years? You have to admit its pretty compelling, even if he has just read the bible and understood it well then, you have to credit him for absorbing it all…people can watch a movie and walk out the cinema thinking what the hell was that all about?
I for one am sure that as a race we were born stubborn souls, from day one, if we dont get what we want, we cry, kick, scream, whatever it takes, this comes naturally in the form of emotion, we never lose this as we grow older, we just realise that we can maniuplate things in a smarter, more conspicuous way, yes human race, im telling you all, black white, brown, green, we were born ass holes and will die, niave, obsessed, and disrespectful assholes to all the little things that really matter, like the sun rising in the morning and setting in the evening, enjoy it, you’d miss it if it was gone, who needs 24hr news and ipods!? not me! I could truly go on for ever about this, but in short Technology, the media and human attitude are plagues.
Im off for an ice cream.
April 6th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Oracle,
For more on Weinland, check out the long-playing thread that starts here.