The Bastard Fairies: We’re All Going to Hell
The Bastard Fairies have just released twelve tracks of their new album Memento Mori as a free download here.
All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell
All you preachers who like fucking, you are going to hell
Little boys that choke the chicken, you are going to hell
It’s the nature of evolution, the dinosaurs went to hell
Hell, hell, hell
It’s a wonderful place
It’s a place of fire and brimstone
All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell
Magic Jesus apparitions send you to hell
Buddhist monks without god, you are going to hell
Those of you dissecting frogs, you are going to hell
Hell, hell, hell
It’s a wonderful place
It’s a place of fire and brimstone
(The guy is reading God Is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens)
All you Catholics wearing condoms, you are going to hell
All us fatties eating bonbons, we are going to hell
Unbaptized babies learn to limbo, purgatory’s hell
And your religion is a gamble and you are going to hell
Hell, hell, hell
It’s a wonderful place
It’s a place of fire and brimstone
Check this shit out
It’s gonna change your life:
There once was a man who thought that if he ate all the pages in the bible he could kill most anything
In 1913 he died of a stroke when he tried to eat the book of kings
Eat the book of kings





January 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
The Bastard Fairies are simply years ahead of every band out there, when is America going to wake-up to creative music again?
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
That was delicious!
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 am
Awesome Video!! Thank you Bastard Fairies!!