What Would Jesus Buy?

Sadly, most of the items listed on this page are real, and many of them are even sincere. I myself have tried Testamints™— and I’m happy to report that I was able to get rid of the scriptural aftertaste with a blast from my handy bottle of Athe-mist™ breath spray.


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