Sadly, most of the items listed on this page are real, and many of them are even sincere. I myself have tried Testamints™— and I’m happy to report that I was able to get rid of the scriptural aftertaste with a blast from my handy bottle of Athe-mist™ breath spray.


JESUS MART – I am ROFLMAO……..that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite some time. How is it that someone out there can still take themselves seriously if this is what they deem to be sincere? While it’s funny as hell (no pun intended) it’s strangely disturbing on some deeper level.
Very funny. I have a Buddy Christ figurine on my desk. I think a bit of idolatry goes a long way and why not have a plastic Jesus on my side? Besides I quite enjoyed Dogma and it is a great reminder of that.