77 Days until 6/6/06! Are you ready?

Satanists issued a broad apology today for falling behind on their Doomsday predictions for June 6, 2006, a date that will be written as 6/6/6 on many calendars. Satanist leader, Evil Lord Scott Williams, issued the apology amid rumors that the date had been forgotten by Satanist goups altogether.
“We know it’s coming,” stated Williams, “we just really got behind with the whole millenium prediction in 1999, the Pat Buchanan campaign in 2000, and of course, the stock market collapse.” the Evil Lord states. “The downside of that last part, which we didn’t really think through or see coming, was that our funding just dried up.”

Read the rest of the article at the True Dork Times.

  • Facebook
  • del.icio.us
  • Digg
  • Google Bookmarks

74 Responses to “77 Days until 6/6/06! Are you ready?”

  1. csnoop says:

    If you believe the satanists have power of any kind on 6/6/6, then you must believe everything else involved in good vs evil. Satan and God are the overlords of each. And as all history, biblical and non biblical, shows, God has always had more power than satan. There have been many 6/6/6 dates ie… 1906,1806,1706,1606 etc. So if the satanists have more power on this upcoming 6/6/6, then it must be the 200 in the 2006 date that gives them the power….LOL. I am alot more afraid of idiots in rush hour traffic than I am afraid of 6/6/6. Have a scary new year…….hahahahaha

  2. csnoop says:

    Just think, next year we will see 7/7/7….hmmmmmmm

  3. thye says:

    I was born on 6-6-66 and this year my b-day will be on 6-6-06, it’s got to be a lucky day or certainly not a bad one. I’m for sure getting lottery tickets that day. so happy b-day to all of you born on this special day, It’ll be a wonderful day, you see. and Renee, we went to high school together in Tucum. Class of 84! remember? Happy b-day to you too wherever you are.

  4. Leilah says:

    I think something bad is going to happen on the 6/6/06,the devils day. Do I believe in a devil,yes. There’s good and bad, wouldn’t make sense if there was just good. but im jus wonderin wot exactly were expectin 2 happen

  5. Leilah says:

    i believe in the devils day, eventhough im catholic. What is goin to happen, I dont know. Will somrthing bad happen,YES. Stay home & keep those candles burning

  6. josh says:

    i catholic and gess what 6/6/94 is my birday 6/6/06 is my 12
    birday in annoyig

  7. josh says:

    the big day coming my birday and the last day all in one but am
    catholic and i think the da vinci code is nothing but !
    what if it the other way round what is 666 the devil walk a mogh us what then ?
    just a tought someone has to have the birthday 666 it might as wel be me lol

  8. josh says:

    am not going without a fight you hare me you weaking of a devil my birthday your number so come on will send you back hell if you do come

  9. josh says:

    one more thing what this about a candle

  10. Meowkies!!! says:

    I didnt think that anything was gonna happen on 6/6/06. But I had a dream… and it wasn’t a good one. People say that I have been blessed with this gift to see things that most don’t. Usually before something happens I have a dream about it three days before… and guess what… Last night I dreamt about something happening on 6/6/06. Now I don’t know what to believe. I am kinda scared now. I saw distruction everywhere and people screaming and burning. Nothing was really recognizable. I’m sorry to scare some of you people but mabe this was just a dream. Just a bad dream…

  11. Meowkies!!! says:

    The date on that last comment is wrong. Its acctually now June 4th at 1:45 am. Just to clarify the date of my dream.
    Meow!!

  12. jason says:

    if we all die i just want to say we should fight the stupid devil get a weopen if it is true or just sit back and pray not to die but i am only 10 and my 15 year old brother said i was going to die

  13. ryan says:

    its only an hour away till the devils day im sort of scared. but in a way im not because we dont really know whats gonna hapin so i guess well just have to wait and see what happins. i do want to pray for everyone though and wish them the best of luck.

  14. Meowkies!!! says:

    Well i herd somewhere else that its not nessesarily the devils day but a day in which cycles will change. no devil involved. and its a change for the better not the worse! :)

  15. Meowkies!!! says:

    No worries!!!

  16. ryan says:

    thats a good opinion meowkies but non of us know exactly whats gonna happin by the way im 15 years old

  17. ryan says:

    meowkies email me at boom.bang.bang@hotmail.com and tell me ur opinions

  18. Ted says:

    Well im 17 and ive been reading this forum and ive laughed and cried. Today is 666 and it is sunny and pretty. Thank God.

  19. ryan says:

    that is pretty funny right!……lol! i guess it was all just bull crap

  20. The Gorilla says:

    If its going to happen, there isnt anything you can do about it, there is a ton of websites out there that say that today 6/6/6 is the start of the end, if it is then let the games begin and live life to the fullest, I am ready….Lets Rock.

  21. mOnKeY fReAk says:

    This is really crazy how people think the world is going to end on 6/06/06. People, get a grip! Think of it this way, it’s just a date it means nothing! We should be more worried about the war going on. Most of our service men and women are becoming missing, and getting killed! I’m a Christian, and I strongly believe in God so I’m not worried about this. Everybody, just stop putting this bizarre comments and DON’T WORRY!

  22. Now it is 20 minutes left here of the date 6.6.06. Nothing happened here (Norway)…

  23. Meowkies!!! says:

    *whacks herself
    Boy this was stupid!!
    lol :)

  24. Ironwolf says:

    OK, everyone…. world still here? Good! Guess it wasn’t such a big deal after all.

    Now go listen to the MP3 of George Carlin talking about what religion does to your mind.