With two days to go, Ronny’s wife (AKA the Speechless Witness) just called from Israel and asked that I play Ronny’s favorite song as a little surprise. So I’m gonna do that now, and dedicate it to Ronny and Todaysfate.
Where would the world be without you guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8
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Just got an SMS on my iPhone from Ronny: “4 DAYS B4 I CAN HAZ L337 SUPERPOWERZ, DEMUN D00DZ! FEER DA WITNESSEZ!!1!”
lol kthxbye.
As the saying goes, “Good programmers are lazy.” I got lazy and decided to stop figuring out how much time is left until Ronald Weinland is done like a turkey, so I asked Ronny to keep track for me. Thanks, Ron!
Ron Weinland’s weather forecast for the next two weeks: generally cool and cloudy with seasonal storms and flooding in the US, followed in 12 days by hail and fire mixed with blood falling from the sky! AAUUGGHH!
“The first angel sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled […]
“I would not want to be in your shoes - come April 17.”
— Ronald Weinland addressing his critics in a recent sermon.
Wow, that’s only 14 days off. Brings back childhood memories, I tell ya. Oh! Here’s one now…
From 1975 in Prophecy, published in 1956 by Herbert W. Armstrong.
Illustration by Basil Wolverton.
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Happy April Fool’s Day, folks! Although the timing of his big prank is a little off, my favorite April Fool Ron Weinland says there are only 16 days to go before… well apparently he hasn’t the foggiest idea! Heh, that’s a good one Ron; you’re such a kidder.
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Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends! Or perhaps it will start ending in 18 days, like Ron Weinland says. Or perhaps it won’t be until July. Or perhaps…
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20 days remain until God will be trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored, not to mention loosing the fateful lighting of his terrible swift sword, la de da. So sayeth Ron Weinland. Personally, I thought the opening of the “seventh seal” was a pretty big disappointment after Ron said the […]
23 shopping days until the Great Tribulation (at least, according to Ron Weinland,) so get out there and pump some of those good ole’ American consumer dollars into the economy! Oh, wait, that won’t help— we’re all doomed… right. You may as well send those dollars to Ron, then— he still seems to want them […]
According to Ron Weinland, 27 days remain until the Great Tribulation is supposed to begin in earnest. Traffic is picking up on the discussion here— a sign of The End, or a sign of the power of Google? You decide.
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