Ironwolf

A final exchange with those prophets of FAIL, Paul and Victor.
Previously: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Robert,
Whether you score a 6 or a 60, without justification you have played the part of an antagonistic, caustic adversary. In other words, in the vernacular of our day, you are acting like an asshole. We don’t need a [...]

Today my inbox received another shining example of Christian Love from Paul Cohen. (Can you shine a turd?) Paul is second-in-command to “God’s anointed” and snake-oil huckster Victor Hafichuk. Paul also appears to be in charge of Victor’s Department of Failed Curses.
Our previous exchanges: Part 1 Part 2

Robert,
How is your tongue, now that your specified [...]

Ah, nothing this evil ever dies easily. Today I received the following cursed e-mail (Arrr!) from Victor Hafichuk’s tweedledum, Paul Cohen. Apparently even though Victor agreed to shut up he didn’t apply that decision to Paul, who still wants to make a buffoon of himself.
Robert, Paul Cohen here.
We have dealt with many religious vipers. You [...]

The following is provided as a service to those searching the web for information on these guys, and who might be inclined to risk a few IQ points interacting with them. It is an e-mail exchange I recently had with Victor Hafichuk and Paul Cohen, two apparently inseparable buddies with beards who sell organic food [...]

With two days to go, Ronny’s wife (AKA the Speechless Witness) just called from Israel and asked that I play Ronny’s favorite song as a little surprise. So I’m gonna do that now, and dedicate it to Ronny and Todaysfate.
Where would the world be without you guys?
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That’s [...]

Just got an SMS on my iPhone from Ronny: “4 DAYS B4 I CAN HAZ L337 SUPERPOWERZ, DEMUN D00DZ! FEER DA WITNESSEZ!!1!”
lol kthxbye.
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As the saying goes, “Good programmers are lazy.” I got lazy and decided to stop figuring out how much time is left until Ronald Weinland is done like a turkey, so I asked Ronny to keep track for me. Thanks, Ron!
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Ron Weinland’s weather forecast for the next two weeks: generally cool and cloudy with seasonal storms and flooding in the US, followed in 12 days by hail and fire mixed with blood falling from the sky! AAUUGGHH!

“The first angel sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled [...]

“I would not want to be in your shoes - come April 17.”
— Ronald Weinland addressing his critics in a recent sermon.
Wow, that’s only 14 days off. Brings back childhood memories, I tell ya. Oh! Here’s one now…

From 1975 in Prophecy, published in 1956 by Herbert W. Armstrong.
Illustration by Basil Wolverton.
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Happy April Fool’s Day, folks! Although the timing of his big prank is a little off, my favorite April Fool Ron Weinland says there are only 16 days to go before… well apparently he hasn’t the foggiest idea! Heh, that’s a good one Ron; you’re such a kidder.
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