Ironwolf

Welcome to 2008! Pat Robertson’s prediction of a national disaster last year did not come true. Pat Robertson is a false prophet. Surprise, surprise.
Pat Robertson makes his prediction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJBTL85b1bI

Pat Condell calls out Pat Robertson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXdwcIWIB_o

Ron Weinland appears to be cut from the same cloth as the same false prophet I grew up under: Herbert W. Armstrong. I’m laying 99.99% odds that he’s just as false.
Here are the pivotal claims given on the last page of his freely-downloadable book, 2008 — God’s Final Witness:

By the fall of 2008, the United […]

Update November 12, 2007: Looks like God was busy… again, so the Quake of America has been rescheduled for November 9, 2008 at exactly 11:09 AM! At least he picked a more civil hour of the day. Oh, well, see you next year…
Ahmad Nishitoba, who I wrote about first here and then here, has failed […]

…This Friday. For reals, this time.
Yes, Ahmad Nishitoba, Allah’s Egyptian-Japanese messenger, has said it before (and even updated it once or twice when it didn’t exactly happen as planned) but now he’s really really sure that the Quake of America will happen at 1:19 AM on on November 9th, 2007, and he’s got the videos […]

I just couldn’t let October 13, 2007 pass without a mention that four-fifths of the Earth’s population have not died due to nuclear war. The Nuclear Baby is stillborn.
Call it schadenfreude, but I would love to be a fly on a wall in the House of Yahweh right now. Please, if you’re in proximity to […]

Update for October 13, 2007 here.
Back in January I posted about the House of Yahweh nutjobs based in Abilene Texas, and their “Overseer” Yisrayl Hawkins‘ prediction that nuclear war would start on September 12, 2006…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TeOjpmwQQ

No wait— that’s only the conception of the “Nuclear Baby” which is due to be born on June 12, 2007…

No wait—
As […]

Cultic nutjobs House of Yahweh were in a bit of a spot when their chief prophet Yisrayl Hawkins predicted global nuclear war for September 12, 2006.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7uBxCEujIM

Oops…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2TMf6WRUlo

But Yahweh’s plan will not be denied, scoffers! That date was just the conception of the nuclear baby. (WTF?) The baby will “reach maturity” by June 12, 2007 and by […]

UPDATE 11/5/07! Gosh, I could have sworn that Ahmad Nishitoba had said it was November 19, but now the date is November 9, 2007! That’s this Friday, folks, so make sure you’ve got plenty of bottled water on hand… or something in a bottle, anyway.
UPDATE 1/24/07! God had his calendar full on January 19, 2007 […]