Archive for January, 2007

Hi, Bingo.

Monday, January 29th, 2007

I love surrealism. I’ve gone ahead an created a category for it here, and I’ll share favorite examples as I run across them.

I find it quite interesting that animation is a second career for Chris Landreth, who won Oscars for his animated shorts Bingo and Ryan. Here are those and his first short, The End, ordered by release date.

The End

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Bingo

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Ryan (Part 1)

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Ryan (Part 2)

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You Think You Know “Big”?

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

Here is a fascinating video of some planets and stars, drawn to scale.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3974466981713172831

Reminiscent of Powers of Ten.

Prepare for the Birth of the Nuclear Baby!

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Cultic nutjobs House of Yahweh were in a bit of a spot when their chief prophet Yisrayl Hawkins predicted global nuclear war for September 12, 2006.

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Oops…

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But Yahweh’s plan will not be denied, scoffers! That date was just the conception of the nuclear baby. (WTF?) The baby will “reach maturity” by June 12, 2007 and by October 13, 2007 four-fifths of the Earth’s population will be dead from nuclear destruction and other plagues.

Mark your calendars!

Good Without God— How?

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Recently in the comments of this post, blogger Althusius challenged me to explain my moral foundation. My initial response was to ask him a series of questions, to which he gave fairly typical fundamentalist Christian responses. In this post, I finally answer his question directly.

Althusius,

OK, I’ve heard enough. I’m ready to answer your question: “By what standard can you say that anything you do is good?”

My basis for knowing what is good is often called the Golden Rule. It is also known as the Ethic of Reciprocity. Although it is stated a couple of different ways in the Bible, the Golden Rule far pre-dates Christianity and is stated in many wisdom texts from cultures around the world. It is obviously as ancient as human societies, and probably even pre-dates humanity as we know it. (Since I know you are a Young-Earth Creationist, I don’t expect you to agree that there was a time before humanity as we know it, but that is beside the point, which is that Christianity has nothing original to offer humanity in its re-statement of the Golden Rule.)

Unfortunately, the Judeo-Christian tradition (and many other religions besides) corrupt the Golden Rule by adding layer upon layer of superstition, dogma, sexism, racism, classism, xenophobia, and other forms of bigotry to an otherwise simple and beautiful idea: treat others with the level of respect that you would like to receive.

The wisdom of the Golden Rule only requires a little thought to understand: humans live with other humans in societies. If I do not live by the Golden Rule then the suffering of others increases, and inevitably the increasing suffering of others increases my own suffering. In extreme cases society itself breaks down and suffering increases exponentially. There are no known cases where society broke down or wars were started because people were too respectful of others. So even from a purely selfish position, it pays to treat others well. Acknowledgment of any given deity or its whims is not necessary to come to this essentially game-theoretic conclusion.

Based on your answers to my questions, I judge you, Althusius, to be morally corrupt, i.e., depraved. Here is my analysis:

• Even though you aver that it is currently wrong to stone disrespectful children, you also allow that it was moral behavior at one time. By the Golden Rule, since I would not wish to be the victim of physical violence in return for mere disrespect, it is therefore wrong to inflict physical harm on anyone in return for mere disrespect. This kind of application of principle does not appear and disappear with epochs of deity-inflicted “judicial law,” as you believe— it is simply the right way to treat other humans in all times and places.

• You say the Bible promotes “merciful treatment of [slaves].” You’d like to use the word “servants,” but we are not talking about English butlers here: we are talking about people being sold as property to the highest bidder, with no name, no possessions, and no rights. Ephesus, where Paul addressed his letter, was in Greece, where chattel slavery was commonly practiced. People were also commonly kidnapped, captured, or born into slavery, and it’s quite unlikely Paul was unaware of this. But even well-treated slaves are still slaves, and paid slavery is not at-will employment— it doesn’t even rise to the level of indentured servitude— yet you use the modern euphemism “servanthood” as if you were making chitchat about respectable career options! Weasel words aside, we are talking about people owning people, which Jesus and Paul not only did not “focus” on (as you delicately put it,) but (if we are to judge from the Bible) tolerated with equanimity— and which apparently you would also do. Is there a single scripture in the Holy Bible (your moral foundation) that categorically condemns slavery? There is not, although there are many that regulate it, and generations of Christians have used this fact to condone slavery of both the “nice” variety you seem to approve of as well as the most atrocious. The Golden Rule simplifies things dramatically: as I do not wish to be treated as property, I will not treat others as property nor condone this activity in others.

• Just over half of humanity is female. Half of the bodies. Half of the minds. Half of the energy. Yet, you see this half of humanity as inherently undeserving of the same opportunities in life that you think your deity confers upon the other half— your half. When doling out opportunities you ignore individual aptitudes such as intelligence, curiosity, ambition, knowledge, character, maturity, leadership ability, stamina, and strength; and instead focus on a single trait: gender. You narcissistically see women as extensions of men, subject to the same sort of control a driver has over a car. The only possible way you can go on believing you hold to the Golden Rule, which says to treat (love, respect) others (“your neighbor”) as yourself is to establish a double-standard that doesn’t even let women rise to the standard of other. And the only reason you let yourself get away with such an egregious, dehumanizing moral violation is that you believe the primitive mythological stories in the Bible to be the word of an infallable deity (who is, unsurprisingly, male.)

Althusius, I’m sure you’re a nice guy in person and a productive member of society (and therefore not utterly depraved.) But I’m positive I could continue digging and come up with many other aspects of your morality that are just as questionable, when judged by the standard of the Golden Rule.

The Golden Rule is not inflexible dogma, but neither is it moral relativism. It is an application of our essential ability to “step outside” ourselves and view the world through another’s eyes. The Golden Rule is also perfectly consistent with evolution, because species that collect in societies must practice reciprocity to survive and flourish.

It is by the Golden Rule that I know what is good. And I am, as I said, good without God.

Authority and Obedience

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

These are two classic experiments in human behavior that everyone should learn about. As children we learn to do (and believe) as we’re told. But to become mature adults, we need to learn to recognize, survive, and constructively reform situations susceptible to rankism and learned helplessness.

The Milgram Obedience Experiment

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One of Stanley Milgram’s basic contributions was, you don’t ask people what they would do given this hypothetical situation, you put them in the situation…
— former “Teacher” in Milgram’s Experiment

Quiet Rage: The Stanford Prison Study

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7803208099178869946
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Anybody can be a guard. It’s harder to be on guard against the impulse to be sadistic, because it’s a quiet rage— a malevolence that you can dam up, but there’s nowhere for it to go…
—Former “Prisoner” in the Stanford Prison Experiment

Prophet of Allah Shows Faults

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

UPDATE 11/5/07! Gosh, I could have sworn that Ahmad Nishitoba had said it was November 19, but now the date is November 9, 2007! That’s this Friday, folks, so make sure you’ve got plenty of bottled water on hand… or something in a bottle, anyway.

UPDATE 1/24/07! God had his calendar full on January 19, 2007 so he’s rescheduled for November 19, 2007— 11/19 at 1:19 AM… get it? Oh, and that embarrassing little video has been taken down.

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I happened across Ahmad Nishitoba’s YouTube video “Quake of America” a couple of days ago and noted that Allah’s judgment is definitely due to start with a horrific earthquake in San Francisco on January 19, 2007 at 1:19 AM. No, really— he did the math, and it all adds up: 1/19 at 1:19, get it?

He must be having a little re-think about now…

I am God’s messenger! Get ready people, this is The Big One! This is the birth of the United Submitters Nation

Hmm….

San Francisco (that modern Sodom) is still standing! How could this be? Unless…

…It must be that Allah also encoded the strength of the earthquake! Yes, that’s it! It must have been a 0.19 (or perhaps even a 1.9) magnitude earthquake! And here I was thinking it would be something like a 19.0. Silly me.

Allah just gave San Francisco a warning jiggle.

Hmm…

No sign of anything like that in the list of recent earthquakes, nothing even near 1.9 near 1:19 AM. Unless…

…There’s a conspiracy to make Allah look bad! Yes, that’s it! Records of Allah’s warning jiggle must have been erased by the infidels working for that tool of the Great Satan, the USGS!

Rest assured, sinful nation, that Allah’s warning jiggle did take place! Why are you smiling?! Stop that laughing! The prophesy will not be denied! You will not get off so easily next time!

Now, I just need to figure out when the next time is…

…carry the 1…

Consent

Saturday, January 20th, 2007
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Bad lawyers! Their Love Contract left out the part about what they agree to do in the event of unwanted pregnancy and STDs. But then, this is fantasy after all— those things are no doubt covered in the boilerplate.

Mr. Deity

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Just ran across this fairly funny religious parody: Mr. Deity. Four episodes currently available on their web site, with promises of more to come. I think self-produced sitcoms with potentially wide influence are a perfect example of why Time Magazine decided that the Person of the Year is You.

Episode 1: Mr. Deity and the Evil

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There are other irreverent sitcoms and parodies on YouTube that get honorable mention, including God, Inc., Phone Call to God, and Submissive Jesus (now a real product!)

Le Grand Content

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

Free association is fun!

High quality QuickTime version here.

Le Grand Content examines the omnipresent Powerpoint-culture in search for its philosophical potential. Intersections and diagrams are assembled to form a grand ‘association-chain-massacre’. which challenges itself to answer all questions of the universe and some more. Of course, it totally fails this assignment, but in its failure it still manages to produce some magical nuance and shades between the great topics death, cable tv, emotions and hamsters.

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Tip of the hat to Viridia.

Richard St. John on Success

Friday, January 12th, 2007

This 3-minute talk is from the 2005 TED conference. A Flash summary of the principles he discusses can be found here.

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