Ironwolf

What is this weird food fetish creationists have? The following are actual creationist videos that attempt to argue for the existence of God from food.

Argument from Banana

• The modern banana was created by selective breeding and can no longer even reproduce without human help.

• Coconuts are Satanic.

Argument from Peanut Butter

• Proposing that the theory of evolution predicts that new life may spontaneously arise in peanut butter shows an utter lack of understanding of evolution …and all science, for that matter.

Argument from TitCitrus

• Apophenia is a common and well-understood psychological phenomenon.

• Odd how they start by saying that “whole foods” resemble bodily organs, and then their first example is sliced carrots. Hmm… whole carrots look like…

• Neither bones nor celery are 23% sodium.

• Funny how they mention “mammary glands” but don’t say what they think citrus does to them… perhaps I should lay off the oranges.

Argument from Pickle

Update! July 20, 2008

• OK, so this isn’t so much an argument as it is a metaphor, but it is a hilarious misappropriation of a classic science classroom demonstration.

• I love how his pickle only lights up on one end— I’ll leave you to ponder which end this would represent in real, live Christians, many of whom clearly have a bad case of pickle envy.

• Come on down! The Host Barn is serving their signature sandwiches— now with an electrocuted pickle on the side! Mmm… snackreligious.

• ”The pickle that burns twice as bright, burns only half as long.”