Ground Control to Major Ron
Ground Control to Major Ron
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Ron
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Check ignition
and may God's love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control
to Major Ron
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare
This is Major Ron to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And God is gonna pulverize you
Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife Laura I love her very much
she knows
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Ron?
Can you hear me, Major Ron?
Can you hear me, Major Ron?
Can you....
Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And God is gonna smite you.

Some minor changes to David Bowie's "Space Oddity"